Cheesus Christ S1© (Guava Mezcal "Cheesus Christ Cut" x Guava Mezcal "Cheesus Christ Cut")

Strain Description:  

Cheesus Christ S1 is a deeply savory, highly unique selfed hybrid that locks in the most bizarre and sought-after traits of the famed Guava Mezcal "Cheesus Christ Cut". Testing at a staggering 29% THC with a notable 0.7% THCV, this cultivar is a true terpene and cannabinoid anomaly. It offers a wild spectrum of savory, food-like aromas that aggressively challenge the modern candy-fruity meta. Growing into a medium-to-tall frame, it provides an adventurous hunt with mostly classic foliage alongside a striking rare array of mutant leaf expressions. It is an absolute must-grow for pheno-hunters, hash makers, and lovers of the funk looking for loud, unforgettable umami profiles paired with uncompromising potency.

Aroma & Flavour:  

Unsealing the jar is an absolute trip, with this S1 throwing incredibly distinct, food-like phenotypes. Pheno 1 delivers a savory blast of fresh pastry, meaty funk, and a sweaty, yeasty aroma highly reminiscent of Marmite. Pheno 2 leans into old-school funk, reeking of sharp parmesan cheese, sweet skunk, and deep earth. Pheno 3 offers a smoother, modern twist, blending creamy Gelato with subtle, sharp cheese hints. During harvest, expect a sharp, ginger-like sting in the nostrils and hands completely coated in sticky Marmite funk. Once fully cured, the buds settle into a beautifully mild, cheesy sweat and a deeply umami, food-like profile.

• Marmite, Yeasty Pastry, Parmesan Cheese, Skunk, Creamy Gelato, Ginger Hints

Effects:  

A massively potent, complex experience driven by its 29% THC and THCV content. It hits with an immediate, euphoric cerebral rush that feels focused and uplifting, before expanding into a deeply comforting, heavy body stone. It melts away physical tension while keeping the mind remarkably engaged and hazy.

Plant & Growth:  

Cheesus Christ S1 grows into a medium-to-tall structure and operates as a moderate to hungry feeder. However, growers should keep their environment tightly dialed in, as some phenotypes are notably sensitive to pH swings. The canopy offers a fascinating visual hunt: while most plants display classic cannabis foliage, expect roughly 20% to show intermediate mutant traits, and a special ~10% to express striking Fern-type leaves. Taking 9 to 11 weeks to finish, this medium-difficulty plant rewards attentive growers with highly resinous, densely packed flowers that reek of pure funk.

Lineage:  

Cheesus Christ S1 — Guava Mezcal "Cheesus Christ Cut" × Guava Mezcal "Cheesus Christ Cut"

• Guava Mezcal "Cheesus Christ Cut": An incredibly rare, savory phenotype known for its intense umami, cheese, and yeasty meat profiles, paired with extreme potency and mutant genetics.

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